Mark Twain

Always do right.  This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

James M. Barrie

For several days after my first book was published, I carried it about in my pocket and took surreptitious peeps at it to make sure the ink had not faded.

Whomever wrote the back of the book jacket for this novel.

Monkey is a post-cubist deconstructionist kung fu story told in a lyrical Gertrude-Stein-like style.
(I hoped you laughed as hard as I did.)

Mark Twain

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

Peter Young

Rock’n’roll is the hamburger that ate the world.

Roald Dahl

A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom.

Real Live Preacher

I write because I’m afraid to say some things out loud.

Mingus Tourette

Without his presense, it would seem that all of hell would disappear. – C. no.X

John Allen

One would think that if you’re anonymous, you’d do anything you want, but groups have their own sense of community and what we can do.

The Lion

Vacation is what you take when you can’t take what you’ve been taking any longer.